Christmas Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas Tree?

A pineapple

What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?
A list of everything you want!

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth!

What did the big candle say to the little candle?
I'm going out tonight!